by Thordack: bringer of pleasure September 18, 2006
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One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.
Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.
by Cornyhotdogs December 15, 2017
merry monday was founded on the day after boxing day to carry on christmas festivities!...it now gets used on every monday as joyous ocasion to take part in merryness!
"hey man how r u on this uber cool day?..."
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"
by magnocannon!! April 18, 2005
This one can be very tricky, so fasten your sleigh belts. Step 1: Dress up like Santa clause. Step 2: Fit your way down someone’s chimney. Step 3: This involves some luck. The hope is that you landed in a house with a hot hoe hoe hoe and a sleeping husband. The hoe has had too much to drink so she wonders her way downstairs when she hears a loud bang. Thinking you are her husband, she de-clothes herself and sneaks up on you. Step 4: Proceed to pound the hoe hoe’s fruit cake until it has enough whipped topping. Step 5: Flick her bean, and yell “Merry Clitmas”. Step 6: Get the hell outta there. Her husband has probably awoken by now and is sprinting down the steps with his shotgun ready to blow your meat missile off to Jupiter... **kinky**
Tyrant: Bro how was your Christmas?
Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?
Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.
Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.
Big Easy: It was pretty eventful. I sharted multiple times and had a five dollar footlong for breakfast. Hbu?
Tyrant: Boy I’ll tell ya I had an amazing Christmas! Almost didn’t make it out alive. Long story short, I went to some hoe’s house and popped her cherry. Then I yelled Merry Clitmas and booked it outta there. I think her dad was coming to teach me a lesson. Turns out he was a cop, so good thing I high tailed it outta there.
Big Easy: Damn I wish I was as cool as you.
by Stoney69 December 25, 2019
Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.
My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!
by Geek-schmeek March 04, 2016
by Chris Dleaney November 11, 2004