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Are you kidding? Robert Morris just shamed a whole crew of All-Americans, single-handed. He fucked them out of Division I and they are hiding in Canada.
Are you kidding? Robert Morris just shamed a whole crew of All-Americans, single-handed. He fucked them out of Division I and they are hiding in Canada.
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Get the Robert Morris mug.One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”
When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
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Get the Dirty Mervis mug.Another way of spell marissa. The name is typically a girl’s name. Marrisa is an extremely cute and a nerdy girl. She likes to read a lot of books. She’s read all of the Harry Potter books and she is probably a Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. She is so beautiful and every guy falls for her. She isn’t aware of her beauty which makes her ever more cute. She’s funny and has the most adorable smile and laugh. She is also very sarcastic. She is amazing and so perfect. She is too amazing for any ordinary guy. She probably has a crush on a hot celebrity like Shawn Mendes or Tom Holland.
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and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet, often goes shirtless, and changes his hair often, and has tatoos and a nose ring
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and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet, often goes shirtless, and changes his hair often, and has tatoos and a nose ring
is also very Aguel
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Get the Merrilyn mug.Merrick is a wealthy town on the southshore of Long Island. With extravegent houses in the south, west, and north. It is surrounded by Freeport(ghetto),Roosevelt(ghetto), Uniondale(almost all ghetto), East Meadow (not ghetto), and Bellmore (just plain old trashy but beautiful in parts). It is mostly populated by Jews with a small percentage of Catholics. Therefore the Public Schools are filled with Jappy girls and horny boys. If you visit Merrick all you will find are open house parties along the open bay. Parts of Merrick include South Merrick, Merrick Woods, and North Merrick. And recently the town added those stupid little signs trying to give each section a name for example, "Merrick Lea" but it didn't work. The teens weekends consist of parties at the grammar schools for example drinking at Fayette, smoking at Chatterton, and sex at Birch. Good times in the little South Shore town.
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