Methadist

Methadist

A place where meth users go when they no longer want to follow the Lord, instead they want to follow the ways of shaking a gatorade bottle religously.

"Have you met the newest Christian that wants to convert to a Methadist?"

by MissMiniHaHas December 26, 2015

methadome

The act of giving someone head to get a ride to the methadone clinic

She was so desperate to get to the clinic that she offered to give anyone some methadome if they'd take her

by johnboy3 September 1, 2016

methabolism

Weight loss due to methamphetamine habits. Amout of weight lost depends on how frequently/much the substance is abused.

"Have you seen Rebecca lately? She's beginning to look sickly. I think she has a high methabolism."

by littleoinkers94 March 30, 2017

methalicious

A really hot girl strung out on meth.

That chick in detox is totally methalicious.

by scigod June 28, 2017

methahi

A Sri Lankan girl who is smart, sassy and is a good person

But can also have a temper and is always tired

“Look at that chick”
“She’s a Methahi if I’ve ever seen one”

by GhostFox14 May 1, 2018

Methage

The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.

John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.

by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021

merthan

A soldier who has a brave heart and really big dick. His or her dick is really big that everybody wants to suck it.

A: Whose big dick is this?
B: Whoaa, it is really big that it must belongs to Merthan.

by malibaba November 21, 2021