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munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.
that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.
by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005
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Munt

The fusion of the two words "man" and "cunt"
Dude: "Wahhhh! Females are so frustrating!!"
Female: "Quit being such a munt, sack up, and get over it!"
by Frank's skanks March 22, 2015
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munt

A Bantu word for man used by South Africans and some Britons in place for "nigger".
They called Barbara Castle the "munt lover" after dining with those "savage and hideous" negroes.
by Amazing AO October 9, 2005
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Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.
"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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munt

1) any specific disfigurment, deformity, derrangement or mental retardation caused by inbreeding or poor genetics.

2) a person suffering from disfigurement(s), deformity(-ies), derrangement(s) or mental retardation caused by inbreeding or poor genetics.
Johnny is such a munt that he can only get a date with his own dog.
by charmingdiamond January 4, 2011
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munt

"Callie you munt."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 9, 2003
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munt

the act of kicking a man in the testicles from behind while on his hands and knees; also known as the "man-punt"
My friend just found out her boyfriend of two years has been cheating on her, man I'd like to munt him!
by gotmunt March 11, 2010
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