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milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.
i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.
by swampmonkey August 16, 2011
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milf money

that movie was so good, it was milf money!
by mackieronii September 6, 2020
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milf jin

Milf Jin is Kim Seokjin, but as a milf 🥶
by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020
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project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.
HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.
by lawn_mama January 20, 2008
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Milf

Mother id love (to) FUCK.
Devan andersons mom was SO hot. Shes a deff. milf
by Devan's Mom's P-I-M-P November 11, 2009
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Calabasas MILF

A Calabasas MILF is a MILF from the city of Calabasas, CA. Calabasas is loaded with smokin hot moms more than any other city around. Calabasas MILF's are better looking than your general milf as they tend to be younger women (late twenties and up) and are just beautiful. A lot of them drive Range Rovers.
Theres another Calabasas Milf....This city is full of them!
by Calabasas MIlf Hunter March 29, 2009
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milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
by J.R. J. December 29, 2003
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