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malemism

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.
Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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Malekai

A man with a very large penis. Great Shooter. Endurance is his most notable trait, and he is known to last far longer than others. He is a silent lover but always consistent, with a great stroke. He is reminiscent of a turtle sometimes, slow and steady, but is capable of accelerating to high speeds.
Person 1: "Yo, I was so steady last night, shot great and lasted forever."
Person 2: "Wow! On the court or on the bed?"
Person 1: "Both! I'm such a Malekai!"
by glblsqd July 30, 2013
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malama

1. to take care of
2. to to bitch fight on matresses while jumping on top of each other in unitard talking about tita elua's nani, tongan tita, and hunky.
3. to plant new soil and harvest
1. malama o ka aina no ka oi

2. last night we malamaed at tita ekolu's hale (her mom thoght the walls were falling down)

3. He malamaed with such care that a new garden sprouted
by jackie pualani brooks March 21, 2008
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Molemar

A creature that avoids daylight. A Molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. There has been one spotting of a Molemar in Chicago, Illinois as recently as July, 2011. Molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.
Dave: "I saw a Molemar two days ago, I swear it!"
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."
by Troy Reynolds July 29, 2011
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mahema

A depressed ass girl who’s in love with the bandWhy Don’t We
“I sure don’t want to be a Mahema”
by Mxm.something June 5, 2018
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Malea

A beautiful human with great sense but also unique sense of fashion who happens to also have a great funny personality that never gets old
by Bomb diggity August 29, 2019
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Malekai

Malekai is the hottest boy in your school. He has a big dick and get hella girls. Whoever his girlfriend is is very lucky because he is very kind and will spoil her. He also got a big dick.
Date Malekai now
by ToeSucker69 October 14, 2019
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