Molemar

A creature that avoids daylight. A Molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. There has been one spotting of a Molemar in Chicago, Illinois as recently as July, 2011. Molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.

Dave: "I saw a Molemar two days ago, I swear it!"
John: "Molemars don't exist, Dave."
Marsha: "I saw it too, John. Molemars are blind, but still dangerous."

by Troy Reynolds July 29, 2011

Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

moleman

Moleman, AKA Dipesh Khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. It is rumoured that he has an octopussy and likes to rape old men.

Yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
Moleman, you're a fag.

by viraL April 21, 2005

Moleman

The shrivelled man from The Simpsons who loves someone named Keith.

Person 1: You're gay for moleman!

Person 2: No, you're gay for moleman!

by rr76 October 13, 2011

Molearchy

Molearchy: A more polite term for moleshit, and advanced form of bullshit/malarchy. Usually involves ditching people so you can buy starbucks for a chick who doesnt like you or moleshit story you think is cool.

Mole: yeah i broke my leg skiing, I had to go down a mountain on one leg with no meds.
Moles Dad: Thats moleshit I carried your ass.
JJ: watch your language!
Moles Dad: I mean thats molearchy.

by mortimer green January 8, 2009

Moleman

A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.

This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.

Alternative: Molewoman.

Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."

by deathmetallovr July 19, 2011