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malemism 

1. An outrageous, offensive, insensitive and retarded statement.

2. One of such statements made by (not so youthful) ANC Youth League boss Julius Malema.

3. The South African equivalent of a Bushism.
Some examples of malemisms are:

"We will kill for Zuma"
"We shall rule until Jesus returns"
"I only debate with serious political youth"
"We must intensify the struggle to eliminate the remnants of counter-revolution."(he said this one at a funeral)
"Forces that are opposed to our revolution are still here. We must change the management of this university and also the lecturers." (this despite the fact that he failed matric, and never went to university himself)
malemism by George McBob April 29, 2009
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Malemaism 

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
Malemaism by VryeBoer March 16, 2010
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The belief that men are and should be treated as potential intellectual equals and social equals to women. These people can be either male or female human beings, although the ideology is commonly (and perhaps falsely) associated mainly with men.

The basic idea of Maleism revolves around the principle that just because human bodies are designed to perform certain procreative functions, biological elements need not dictate intellectual and social functions, capabilities, and rights.

Maleism also, by its nature, embraces the belief that all people are entitled to freedom and liberty within reason--including equal civil rights--and that discrimination should not be made based on gender, sexual orientation, skin color, ethnicity, religion, culture, or lifestyle.

Maleists--and all persons interested in civil equality and intellectuality--are dedicated to fighting the ignorance that says people are controlled by and limited to their biology.
Maleism is the belief that all people are entitled to the same civil rights and liberties and can be intellectual equals regardless of gender. However, you should still hold the door for a maleist; this is known as respect or politeness and need have nothing whatever to do with gender discrimination.
You haven't read about Maleism? Your such a Maleist!
Maleism by Male? April 1, 2016
slang word for "Masculism"; belief of men's rights and defending the male image from the extremist views of feminist groups. The opposite of Feminism; the male's version of Feminisim
Maleism; slang term used in place of Masculism; belief in the superiority of men; "He's displaying signs of Maleism"
Maleism by Ale Kataz January 23, 2009

malemaism 

A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible white society who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card
The following are good examples of Malemaism

On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."

“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.
malemaism by Lemming hater April 12, 2010

Malemist 

a person who think men are better than woman in every way imaginable
"There's a malemist march going on right now, let's join in!"

"Jimmy likes to shit on dead womens' graves because he believes he is a malemist"
slang word for "Masculism"
the belief that men or, in fact, our whole society including governments are subverted by feminism/feminists/women, making it impossible for men to live up to their "natural" potential of strong protectors
in many cases influenced by and linked to extreme right and anti-semitic ideologies
(in Europe) a mostly internet based movement fighting well organised edit wars and harrassing feminist activists, with notable exceptions such as Anders Breivik taking this ideology directly to the real world.
"Well, we need some opposition to feminism!" – "No we don't. We need social justice. Maleism is based on the idea of men's superiority. We need feminism, anti-racism, anti-classism." – "But men suffer too!" – "Yes they do at some points, and it'd be great of you to campaign against that. But neither feminism nor women are to blame. Take some responsibility, fight you own fights, be an ally to whoever is truly disadvantaged in a given society."
Maleism by whatisthiswhocares May 27, 2013
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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