Laptopirosis

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse

You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.

by ilovekitty September 14, 2011

laptopalised

Prepared with a laptop, no matter what you are doing.

John: Can I have Friday off?
Raz: I am off that day also. I can approve, but can you cover?
John: Yes, I will make sure I remain laptopalised for the day.
Raz: Great.

by TheShonkmeister August 1, 2012

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

lepoopoo

French shit

Bonjour madam i just had a lepoopoo

by Pounani slayer May 14, 2018

laptop music

Any type of electronic music that doesn't contain actual instruments

John's music taste is nothing but laptop music

by true_funk March 11, 2019

Laptop Nigga

Niggas who refuse to buy a pc

like nigga why u on da Laptop

Darius still aint got no computer
What a Laptop Nigga

by Kiikle April 26, 2020