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kinsey

1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.

2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence

3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.

4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.

5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.
Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!

Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.

Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.

I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.

Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
by sofigoodvibes October 20, 2008
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Kissel

1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.

2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.

3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.

4. A fancy way to say kiss.
1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!

One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.

2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!

3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!

4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!
by alekra February 4, 2009
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Kinsler

Any man who loves tweed jackets, elbow patches, stroking his beard and reading a good book. This same man must also passionately hate the eagles.
"Man he's such a kinsler"
"What do you mean?"

"Can't you see? That man clearly loves all things tweed and hates all things eagle!"
by SwagBoyMase June 3, 2015
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kinmel bay

a place.
also known as crimminal bay. You are totally bad ass to be from kinmel bay, and always carry a gun.
shit step back from him he's from kinmel bay.
by imaninja69 January 1, 2013
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Emily Kinser

She is such a sweet girl. She is so kind, cute, sweet, friendly, smart. If you know her, keep her, especially if your dating her. Emily Kinser is unique and you'll never be able to replace her even if you try. Treat Emily like the queen she is
"Look there's Emily Kinser!"
"Oh damn!"
by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019
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Peter Kinslow

The Peter Kinslow is a bad muthaf****
by Mayner Lahteine January 17, 2005
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kinsey

adjective or noun describing someone who is trying to act harder or cooler than they actually are.
That guy is being such a kinsey trying to fit in with those kids selling crack
by Joe wiles101 June 14, 2010
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