Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.

by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

keftes

Greek word for meatball or a really fat guy.

Eisai san keftes

by Mixala October 3, 2003

kentel

Just a young thug ass nigga, if you see him know hoes and money aren't far behind.

Did you see dat nigga Kentel wit all dem hoes and drippin sauce everywhere. Dat nigga look like money.

by DreadKing420 October 2, 2018

Kentec

*overtly Sarcastic overtones*

Super Fun

"I work for this place called Kentec, it is super duper fun"

by SarcasticBrit5 July 5, 2019

KETEL'D

Common for a man named Devin. When one goes to help Devin with any sort of pressing matter, and that person is left with way more work and/or responsibility than expected, sometimes being drawn in to an investigation of sorts; One might have just been Ketel'd.

How was that call last night? ... Man, I got Ketel'd and was here 'till midnight

by Dirk Funberg March 24, 2021

Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.

Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter

by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013

Keaten

Big ass dick and some tig ol bitties (but no homo)

That guy is a big keaten

by Heiff April 20, 2018