A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
Get the Kak-Attackmug. by Lulu hoe November 14, 2020
Get the Vol Kakmug. by fbeevr May 30, 2022
Get the kakmug. Your typical swede. Someone born into the life of a cuckold. One can also earn och receive the honorary title of Kak through being dubbed by the arch Kak of Varna.
Kakrasi is the same but with a large dose of closet racism added. Preferably this is practiced by people of Kurdish descent living Sweden (Kakland)
Kakrasi is the same but with a large dose of closet racism added. Preferably this is practiced by people of Kurdish descent living Sweden (Kakland)
- Goddag! Fint väder det var idag då.
- You're Kak/Kakrasi!
- He doesn't like immigrants. He's a Kakrasi!
- You're Kak/Kakrasi!
- He doesn't like immigrants. He's a Kakrasi!
by The typical swede July 2, 2022
Get the Kak/Kakrasimug. "Edward has gone for his fifth kaks for the day already, he should visit a doctor"
"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"
"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"
by ralfaello March 12, 2024
Get the Kaksmug. by sdinaz October 23, 2023
Get the Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousinmug. by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
Get the Cac/Kakmug.