Dirty Jody

A woman who loves cuddles with her girlfriend / Wife and enjoys watching erotic horror movies Until they both fall asleep

Let’s have a dirty jody night!

by TheLesbianWithAutism April 14, 2020

The Jody Factor

any verbal expression of perversion.
also may involve groping of body parts.

it all makes sense when you add in the jody factor

by chester friend February 26, 2010

gi Jody

The gi Jody is the act of a service member having intercourse with a civilians girlfriend.
The gi Jody cannot be performed by reservist, natty guards, or coasties.

Soldier #1: bro, this weekend was great, I hooked up with this girl who was dating this punk rock bassist
Soldier #2: that's an epic gi Jody bro, hooah

by thesoldierbob June 19, 2013

A Real Jody

A person, or group of persons who is very negative.

Your being a Real Jody right now.

by Travisty1986 May 23, 2021

home-front jody

Is a guy that sneeks in on your girl. While he knows everything that you did wrong in your relationship, from your now ex telling him everything while you were together. He uses thus knowledge to make you look worse than you are, and make him seem like a knight in shinning armor. Inevitably gaining access to the panties. Once a HFJ starts in on her shes gone, move on. Though its near impossible to get her back it can be done. You have the decision to make, can you trust her again or not. A real woman will not be taken away by a HFJ, they will stay and work it out. Home-front jodys are scum of the earth and are not real men. Most of them are pussies that only want one thing and thats that good good you had at one point. Dont waste to much on them, chances are they will not keep her long, and wont meet you anywhere to hash it out like a man should do. In fact the only thing they will do besides previously stated is get her to treat you like shit and make you feel like you did something wrong. Dont worry if a HFJ steals your girl cause there are better females out there and you dont need a ratchet like her anyway.

Frank: Yo, my girl has this friend that's a guy. They talk a lot but she swears it's only a friendship.

Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.

Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!

Bob: Yeah I'm sure.

A WEEK LATER

Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!

Bob: Did you believe her?

Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!

Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.

by Ankie October 24, 2013

Pulling a Jody

Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time

Kid: Hey Mom, where’s dad? We’re gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dad’s in there pulling a Jody. He’s finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up

by 1234loozer2000 January 24, 2022

dirty jody

A women that injoys to cuddle with her husband and watch gay porn until she drips

Hey honey can we do a dirty Jody tonight

by Crack monkey Paris March 20, 2017