jare bear

1. Super sexy sweet

Wow! he was totally jare bear!

by tonelktony November 6, 2006

Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

jarened

to hit on a girl, and right before you are about to make your final move, you find out she has a boyfriend.

Wow I really like that girl...but she just told me her boyfriend is a quarterback for the NFL.
Ouch, you just got Jarened.

by rainmakeralan March 18, 2009

Ped-Jared

A cockblocking guy who is a grade older notice the ped standing for pedofile Jared. See our definition of Jared.

15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.

by hometree January 21, 2011

Jarel

A guy that might not find love because he doesn't know what to do with it. He is very caring and is comfortable aroud girls. Has tons of secrets that he shares with no one because he is always inside of his head. If you findicated one keep him as a friend or more because he loves the company.

Girl: There's dude who seems super odd but kinda cute.
Guy: Those are rare. I think it's a Jarel

by MistaTwista54 June 19, 2018

Jared

The new boyfriend. He's the one who took you away from me. He has a great jawline, nice shoulders, and muscles. He's in your bed while I'm in your Twitch chat. He's just a doormat.

Yeah I've met Jared. Of course I've met Jared.

by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022

Jared Padalecki

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

by corksoakerr March 11, 2011