life insurance

The investment you make betting that your worth more dead than alive. Upon death your investment usually results in your family getting rich.
John was a loser not worth a crap to his family, then he died and the life insurance made then filthy stinking rich.
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Insurance agent

One of the shittiest people there are. Usually have a shitty name like Jeff and pretend to give you a "deal" in order to sign you up but one you get into an accident you'll soon realize you don't know even have insurance. Usually bundles all kinds of insurance together too so he makes the most money and you don't even know about it.
I'm so excited I just got new insurance at a low rate from my insurance agent!

Did someone named jeff sign you up?

Yeah he did!

LOL, you played yourself.
by Extremeist June 13, 2017
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Food insurance

Food insurance is a second meal ordered at the same time as your original meal. It is used as insurance in case you are still hungry. Not to be confused with a side order.
Chris got the Mac and cheese platter as food insurance. He is never sure if the spaghetti pizza will be enough.
by abeanpie December 22, 2017
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ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 16, 2012
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memory insurance

A method of writing something down before you forget, whether on a piece of paper or on your arm or hand. May also include calling your own phone and leaving yourself a voice message, or emailing yourself. Basically a self-reminder.
Roommate 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport on Friday? My flight leaves at 6.
Roommate 2: Yeah hold on a sec, I'm gonna write that on a sticky note, just for memory insurance.
by ambermonk April 22, 2011
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insurance rule

One of those seemingly ridiculous rules in sports or other public institutions that exist only to cover the asses of the insurance companies.
I can't believe Rick got a suspension for taking his mask off before leaving the ice - it must be an insurance rule.
by rentropy December 27, 2008
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Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers
"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"
by sjp092 November 19, 2009
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