Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Hardnipples

A frecnh teacher named ms. prammagoire that has some abnormally hard nipples 95% of class.

Hardnipples YES YES YES YES....

by crazy-whitey-in-french-class April 27, 2004

Harding University

A maximum security prison in Searcy, Arkansas that masquerades as an institution of higher learning. Harding will kick you out for having "sexual relations" with the opposite sex which include 2nd base and on. They will kick you out for drinking alcohol even if you are legal age and for using tobacco products. Dancing is prohibited. Any student caught in the home of the opposite sex is subject to expulsion. Dorms are segregated by gender and members of the opposite sex are not allowed in. Once a month they have "open house" where members of the opposite sex are allowed in your dorm room but you have to keep the door open for RA checks. The typical Harding student will get married at 21 because they are sick of waiting to have sex.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.

Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".

Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.

Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!

Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.

Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.

Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary

Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.

Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.

Gary: Fuck yeah.

by Lou Putz October 2, 2012

Harding

A sexless prison of plutonic friendship.

If this girl thinks I'm too nice I might end up in the Harding.

by Scottford Lawrence Weatherall December 15, 2008

HARDISTY

A term used to define a partner that has porn star like qualities... Also used to describe greatness in any form or the best of somthing...

female: OMG he did me like a hardisty!

dude #1: that party was awesome!
dude #2: i know it was so hardisty!

by chinese philosoper June 20, 2009

hardio

It's when you do a hard cardio workout.

"Man we definitely did a hardio run today with that 10 mile run."

by athena4peace October 7, 2008

Hardik

He is a perfect human being. Immensely intelligent. Richness and fame awaits for him as he grows older. What to say about a HARDIK'S heart its bigger like an ocean. A person for whom loyalty matters alot. He is a cool, funny and a pleasent person to be with.

If you're looking for a date choose a hardik as he is a good companion to be with.

by sweet turns November 23, 2021