Grunt Plug

Rendering your partner unable to shit after a solid evening of deep anal intercourse. A constipated state from compacted stool.

Hay braaaahhh. Ask your mom about her grunt plug. I hit that shit good last night.

Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.

My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 21, 2018

fatty grunt

The grunting noise a fat guy makes when he is either getting out of a chair or bending over to pick something up. The grunt is mostly along the lines of a "hyurk!"

Harvey bent over to pick up the donut and let out a very loud fatty grunt.

by Toxic Orphan April 17, 2005

Gräst

An English/Swedish word for a cross-breeding between a pig (gris) and a horse (häst).

Look at my crocheted horse.
Haha, looks more like a gräst!

by LosB August 22, 2010

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008