Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005

Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.

My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.

by SB The Magnificent June 15, 2009

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

by nljames November 9, 2011

Goozey

A term used to compare a person to a dirty vagina or just a synonym for the word vagina.

Jane's goozey is so disgusting i thought i saw a fish swim out of her pants.

by Ali H. August 12, 2006

gooner

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.

The gooners have won the league yet again.

by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005