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Geordies

A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.

More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.

Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?

Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
by David Attenborough November 16, 2004
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Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
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Georda

A being of higher intellect. Usually a negative thinker. Clumsy and bossy.
A wet Georda hen. Or when a georda who seemingly flys down a flight of stairs and lands ridicuously far away and upon landing is rather enraged.
by peedoubleya November 30, 2011
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gelidify

To turn into gel.
This mixture will gelidify in five minutes.
by Mr. Bombadill November 14, 2015
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geordie tapas

A popular Tyneside lunch, consisting of three different Gregg's pasties artfully arranged on a plate
"Diven't dee us any bait, mam, ah'll gan oot fer sum Geordie Tapas"
by MrsTrellis May 25, 2016
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Geida

Is a sweet, beautiful and funny girl, eyerone likes her. She is such a sunshine, and laughs all the time. But don't bitch her, she will destroy you... a little bit.
it's geida, not gerda
G E I D A

just laugh, thats her.
by J-I-N-T-G January 25, 2017
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Geode loving feldspar jockey

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.
You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!
by WyattW May 19, 2018
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