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Feldspar

Feldspar is the name of the main character in the novel "Feldspar's Deathbox". He is a disturbed schizophrenic driven by his demons to "find God". Tireless but not very intelligent, he drags his scar-coated avatar through the wastelands of his imagination to complete his quest.
My 2nd greatest fear is that I am like Feldspar. My first greatest fear is that I am not.
by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015
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Geode loving feldspar jockey

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.
You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!
by WyattW May 19, 2018
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Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.
by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022
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feldzpar

A person who trolls internet forums trying to fight for a cause which they feel affects many people. However, in the end their cause is a figment of their imagination and has no bearing on reality. They continue to fight their cause despite resistance from rational thinkers.
Brian thought he was fighting for the rights of American's across the country. However, it turns out he was just a feldzpar as the cause he was fighting for didn't actually exist.
by KingOfFelt August 5, 2009
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Felsparty

The most funky - fun parties in town on felspar st in san diego
"Are you stopping by the felsparty before you go to mavericks?"
by Nikki-H February 5, 2019
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Frozen Felspar

A frozen log of human shit used as a dildo
Have you seen Frank's freezer? Its a Fine Frozen Felspar factory!! Fuck!
by Murph_Diggler February 16, 2008
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feldspraleding

The seeds in the garden are Feldspraleding
by Unnus Aunus April 17, 2020
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