throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 02, 2019

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog January 01, 2020

GLAND EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Mean the action for Toads to eating gland

GLAND EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

by Pépito Granolax March 07, 2021

strippers gland

Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.

Yo! That chick had a total strippers gland.

by Carrots April 15, 2017

dennis gland

it’s the biggest gland you have.

dennis gland recived

by HeatherNikkii July 26, 2023