fucksickle

A) a synonym for dumbass
B) taking the essence of fuck, liquidizing it, and making it into a gizz flavored popsicle.

jerry: i like fallout boy!
everyone: dam fucksickle go cut urself

example 2
jerry: fucksickles now come in 5 differen colors! buy them at a store near you!

by rd2's bad hair day July 30, 2006

liplock on a fuckstick

to lock your lips on a f u c k s t i c k. suck dick

by 93108 January 28, 2003

fucksticity

N. How fucked up you are. Invented up by the stupidity of Bliss+ on LeosLyrics.com, now widespread across the world (or so we like to think).

"This cataclysm is all due to the utter fucksticity of that barstard, Craig!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Fuckwich

1)Being stuck in the middle of two bad things, or 2)having two bad things happen in a row.

Man I {in Mario Kart} got blue shelled then lightning bolted, it was a total fuckwich! (Original inception of the word)

by Squee45 August 17, 2009

Fucktify

To rectify a problem or mistake by using sexual acts or favors. To set something right with sex.

"You comin' to the game tonight?"
"Nah man, Sharon is pissed I ditched her last night so I gotta go fucktify that shit."

by GohtSkillz March 9, 2009

Fucktillionaire

A new level of wealth determined by George Lucas's success with his Star Wars franchise.

Fanboy 1: "Hey, did you see that article on Lucas, and how he said he funded the building of his new facility with 'some money I put aside'? Real easy when you are worth over a hundren billion dollars..."

Fanboy 2: "I think he has reached the never acheived 'Fucktillionaire' status."

by Christopher Read June 22, 2005

fucktion

the heat generated by having sex

Gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it's warm now--must be the fucktion

by Mike Reilly October 17, 2003