fleeping

noun. Fake sleeping.

"Quit fleeping, I know you are awake! Now get ready for school, Johnny!" yelled my mother.

by acanver February 16, 2008

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

jasper fleming

the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)

jasper fleming is preety darn lit!

by booboo higgens April 20, 2018

Flemming

To act in a homosexual manner.

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.

by TankOzzy December 1, 2013

Ian Fleming

a badass hockey player, don't let his height fool you. Isn't afraid to be himself, knows how to make people laugh. Likes to curse.

Are you friends with Ian Fleming? He's the coolest kid around.

by ian's besties July 1, 2011

Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.

Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming

by Kahahahatsu January 12, 2020

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004