flange-tastic

An exclamation of greatness to the flangeth degree.

Often said mid sigh.

While watching his favourite episode of G-String Divas Lou let out a sigh and exclaimed "flange-tastic!"

by why can I never find a good name? September 13, 2005

flange biscuit

Small biscuits for consumption during, or immediately after, oral sex.

Hang on a minute love, let me nibble a flange biscuit.

Yum, tasty flange biscuits.

Not tonight love we've got no flange biscuits.

by Crumbsonhisface February 07, 2009

flange batter

pussy juice or female ejaculate

I went down on her and got her flange batter all over my chops

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004

Flange Monkey

Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult

"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"

by OLI'S HO March 06, 2006

Flange-missle

When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.

Billy says to his friend " I nailed my girlfriend last night!"
Tommoi replied " How did you do that ?"
Billy answered " I hit her with a Flange-missle."

by moj98 February 26, 2015

Flange Behaviour

When a person acts in a rediculous and inexplainable manner, often followed by a rediculous laugh that sounds like a small animal taking it's last gasps of breath.

Rachael acts like such a flange!!

Rach you have Flange Behaviour in the evenings!

Rach, cut out the Flange Behaviour please. you fucking flange!

by tommyseal January 25, 2012

Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

by Andrew Pfanglang January 25, 2012