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Firepenis

Used when you suspect/know that you are target of a scam involving money.
-Man, I got firepenised last night.
or
-I smell firepenis long way.
by Cliff Banger November 25, 2005
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Fireside Nut Brown

The act of sharting on someone's balls.
Everything was going so smoothly, but when she took her pants off she got nervous and couldn't relax her anus. No Fireside Nut Brown for me that night.
by Bonerlord February 4, 2010
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firefighter

1. A public servant who is dedicated to fire prevention, protection of life and property, and public safety.
2. An annoying individual who will not ever shut the hell up about heroism, brotherhood, nozzles, trucks, sacrifice, hooks, and/or ladders, who believes they are some sort of demi-god among men who needs to be worshipped as such, and demands praise constantly for his mere existence, possessing an innumerable amount of bumperstickers, t-shirts, and catalogues that retarded blind men would be able to recognize as pure crap. Easily identifiable because after 30 seconds of being in their presence, they will tell you they are a firefighter, and remind you at 5 second intervals thereafter.
1. The fire department hired 2 new firefighters to even out the staffing roster.
2. Wooooo!!! Send more hose man! Firefighters are heroes! Wooooo!!! I'm a firefighter! I'm in a brotherhood! Woooo! Hey, did I tell you I'm a firefighter? Avert ye eyes, lest ye be blinded! WOOOOOO!!!! Check out my MySpace page!
by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006
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Firebird

One of the former names of Firefox, Mozilla's standalone browser.
First Phoenix, then Firebird, then Firefox. Firefox is a good browser, but what's with the name changes?
by GastonRabbit June 29, 2004
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fireplace answering machine bullshit

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.
I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.
by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005
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fireplace insert

Slang term referring to a member of the Jewish community
That fireplace insert over there has a big nose because air is free.
by toyle bona December 31, 2009
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Firefighter

1. A person who's chosen career is to idolize law enforcement officers.

2. A person surrounds his/her self with emblems and talismans. These trinkets are usually plastered on all of their possessions, including but not limited to clothing, jewelry, and body (in the form of tattoos).
1.a. God created cops so firefighters would have heros.

1.b. Firefighter 1: Man I wish I was a cop.

Firefighter 2: Me too... they are just so cool.

2. Bob: That guy is a firefighter.

Joe: how can you tell?

Bob: He's wearing a FDNY shirt and he has those stupid crosses all over his car.

Joe: Oh yea... bet he has one of those stupid crosses tattooed on his shoulder or leg or something too.
by Firefighter 1 January 20, 2009
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