text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

Coke fiend

A person who upsets their girl/boyfriend and/or spoils their social gatherings by either obsessivly attempting to trackdown some cocaine/convince people at the gathering to 'chip in' for coke, constantly suggesting someone racks up once cocaine has been aquired or by going on about coke right after snorting the last line (especially when there is no way of getting anymore. The fiend will often stoop to 'ringing round for numbers' often ringing people they know at unreasonalble hours.)

A coke fiend might also choose doing coke over spending time with their loved ones, looking after loved ones in times of need or missing prior commitments like work or appointments.

A coke fiend will usually spend all his/her money on cocaine when they get the chance and they will probably spend money on poor quality or imitation drugs rather than quit while they are ahead.

They will usualy be well into the early stages of adiction and crave it regularly even if they don't act on it.

*At a house party where everyone is already having a good time*

Coke Fiend "Any of you guys wanna chip in for some coke?"
Friend 1 "I'm okay for coke dude. I've got beer and a bottle of tequila! You want a shot?"
Coke Fiend "No sweat bro, yeah I'll have a shot hit me up"
*Everyone is laughing and having fun doing shots and dancing*
Coke Fiend "So dude do wanna chip in for some coke"
Friend 2 "I don't have much cash bro so I don't know, maybe another night for sure, plus it's too late to get any good shit now"
Coke Fiend "Well how much do you have dude? I can ask Marko and Lisa if they can chip in and we can get a few bones, what do you say?"
*Starts to get awkward and kill the party vibe*

... and so on and so on.

by Lucky5's February 6, 2012

Failenware

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.

Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.

by Jklo June 22, 2008

Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

by harhar54 February 7, 2010

X-File

A term used to describe a freakish, unexplainable event often relating to the paranormal.

I swear there were aliens in my room last night...this must really be an X File!

by 42 May 13, 2005

fiend for the green

Jake Bellis..enough said

dealer: "jake this is only 5 dollas?.."

jake: "man i will suck yo dick fo da rest!!"

dealer: "jake...you jus a fiend for the green man!!"

by the cluck October 6, 2009

fiend lean

This occurs when a person is so high on various substances such as heroine and pain killers that they begin to lean in a sleep-like state for different lengths of time and then continue what they were saying or doing as if no time had passed at all.

Last night i popped 3 vicodin and tried to watch Inception, I was so fucked up i was doing the fiend lean and missed half the movie!

by Sexii E December 13, 2010