an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers
Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
by ripapart February 11, 2010
Get the e-facial mug.1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.
2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.
3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.
2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.
3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.
We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.
Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing
Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing
by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009
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The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.
by BC September 3, 2003
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A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.
Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
Get the fecal festival mug.A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009
Get the Facial Bird Bath mug.giving oral sex to someone while they are having an explosive bowel movement and the blow back from the psi levels splatters the face of the head giver
blow back(e.g.) when you drop ass and shit splashes your ass and the bottom of the seat. combine that with oral sex
and you'll get fecalatio
and you'll get fecalatio
by stu lanely April 24, 2006
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