ripapart's definitions

e-facial

an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers

Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.

by ripapart February 11, 2010

wadsie

1. the little piece of toilet paper that you use to plug your anal leakage. Often falls out at inopportune times.

2. a particularly hilarious, if inappropriate, remark made by a highly intelligent, if verbose, man.

I can't believe that wadsie just slipped out of his mouth just as the funeral was starting.

by ripapart September 28, 2012