wadsie

1. the little piece of toilet paper that you use to plug your anal leakage. Often falls out at inopportune times.

2. a particularly hilarious, if inappropriate, remark made by a highly intelligent, if verbose, man.

I can't believe that wadsie just slipped out of his mouth just as the funeral was starting.

by ripapart September 28, 2012

e-facial

an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers

Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.

by ripapart February 12, 2010