2 definitions by ripapart
an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers
Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.
by ripapart February 12, 2010
1. the little piece of toilet paper that you use to plug your anal leakage. Often falls out at inopportune times.
2. a particularly hilarious, if inappropriate, remark made by a highly intelligent, if verbose, man.
2. a particularly hilarious, if inappropriate, remark made by a highly intelligent, if verbose, man.
by ripapart September 28, 2012