Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.
Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
Get the Tongue punching spooky fartersmug. by Spatro August 15, 2021
Get the I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it hardermug. by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021
Get the I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it hardermug. When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .
Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.
Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.
She died for the sins of my butthole.
Don’t be a farter martyr.
by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023
Get the Farter Martyrmug. a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
also can be male or female.
the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
“oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
Get the retarder fartermug. A person that thinks it is funny to always fart on everyone, and is fast to claim a fart just so people thinks it is him, even if he is embarrassed.
That guy is stinky and dirty, you can’t be around him for even one minute without him trying to be a famous farter.
Mark thought he was a famous farter, so he tried to fart on me and ended up starting on himself.
He’s so dirty, he gave himself pink eye trying to be a famous farter.
Mark thought he was a famous farter, so he tried to fart on me and ended up starting on himself.
He’s so dirty, he gave himself pink eye trying to be a famous farter.
by Poncho5701 August 2, 2019
Get the Famous Fartermug. A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.
"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"
by John Smith Sexy May 30, 2021
Get the Stupid Fartermug.