fappegedon

This is the motherload of all faps. Almost the end of all days type fap job here. A fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently sexting the school principle, or even spending a night in China and Paris. When tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. Essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. Just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. If you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.

Me: "Hey Dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of Roseanne, Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand, and Tara Reid."

Dan: "Holy fuck, the fappegedon is upon us. I must go home to survive the storm!"

by kyjellyfighter September 2, 2014

Fappened

That you've already fapped

"Man, it already fappened"

by ErrolLaLlama August 30, 2015

fapperware

Materials that are used for the act of fapping such as magazines, lotion, lube, soap (ouch), sock, etc.

Now where did I place my fapperware collection.

This pic is so faptastic it's going into my fapperware stash.

by Funjelly November 3, 2015

Fappenstance

Something that happens by chance whilst fapping.

John was cranking down full throttle and Linda walked in by fappenstance; impressed by his tenacity she jumped in to ride his glory clutch.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

fappetite

Fappetite,(noun), one's desire to masterbate.

"Once the butterface turned towards him, he lost his fappetite."

by Ray Charles Barkley February 25, 2017

Ghost-fapper

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.

“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.

by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023

The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023