by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011
Get the Freeze-dried Bullshit mug.A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
by Thexthy March 25, 2013
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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022
Get the Ball Freeze mug.Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
Get the Freezer Meat mug.Faezas a brown girl who is the craziest woman i've ever met. That's my favorite trait about her, she's so funny and she always makes people smile. You would never get bored of her. She has nice perky tits that r hypnotizing. She gives good advice and is very emotionally intelligent. She is so damn confident, she radiates confident energy. She has beautiful big brown doe eyes that give a innocent look to her, those eyes can put you in a trance instantly. She is a such a supportive caring friend. I love how she knows her worth and doesn't need anyone to remind her. She is a unique, beautiful woman who's gonna have so much success in the future.
Faeza is someone who has experience so much growth and I'm proud to say that I was there to witness her growth.
by $weeterman February 28, 2022
Get the Faeza mug.This is when a man or woman takes ice places it in a blender, crushes it up and puts it in their mouth then proceeds to eat out a girl who is on her period.
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Get the Fruitista freeze mug.A synthpop band hip enough for hipsters but nerdy enough for nerds, Freezepop are back with a new batch of songs that you won’t be able to get out of your head.
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