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Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.
I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.
by thats gross March 13, 2009
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my digital escape

The best YouTube collab channel ever. Look them up
Person 1: OMG have you heard of my digital escape!?!
Person 2: yes they are the best collab channel ever!
by mydigitalholly May 30, 2015
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Drape Escape

After intercourse, the male gets up while the female is otherwise ocupied ( i.e...sleeping, in restroom, back turned) and proceeds to wipe his penis clean on the nearest set of drapes before he leaves
Male..."Would you be so kind to fetch me a drink of water?"
Female..."Sure I'll be right back."
Male...(gets out of bed and wipes his dick clean on nearest set of drapes before getting dressed to leave).
Has just performed a Drape Escape...best done after a one night stand
by Tonyfeelmybalogne April 8, 2010
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the fire escape

A male grasps his woman firmly from behind within the confines of a fire escape. The womans hands are normally placed on the rail of the stairs and the wall for added support, bent forth. Upon reaching his climax, the man thrusts the woman forward down the stairs, while pulling out exclaiming "fire escape". Holding in his fluids, he rushes down to her side and promptly "puts out the flames".
Jon: "Mital, we have an empty fire escape. You down??"
Mital: "The fire escape? Oh well actually, I'm still recovering from the wounded seagull. Maybe another time though."
by Chanigga aka "white stuff" October 13, 2010
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Escape Goat

First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.

Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."

"That's scapegoat."

"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
by ddoggphx July 19, 2007
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Escape the Fate

A band that formed in 2005, with former frontman Ronnie Radke (who is in jail at the moment still), former guitarist Omar Epinoza, Max Green, Monte Money, and Robert Ortiz. The new lead singer is Craig Mabbit, (former BlessTheFall singer). Some people say that Craig sucks, and that Ronnie should be back in, or vice versa, but honestly they are both very talented, and if it wasnt for Craig, Escape the Fate would be no more. So stop fighting people!
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Escape the Fate Fan: Hey did you see Escape the Fate last night? They were the shit!!

Escape the Fate Hater: No!!! They suck!

Escape the Fate Fan: Whatever you loser!
by Stephaniee. March 28, 2010
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baby escape

I got inside karen's baby escape
by dick33 August 25, 2008
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