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emergencycondriac

1) Someone who fakes emergencies in the hope some idiot will come running to save them
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities
Wimper sound....
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!
by Asparagusjuicebox August 18, 2019
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Emaree

Can be nonchalant sometimes but is super chill fun to be around and super sweet to girls. Also tall and funny. Good choice of a boyfriend💕 and loves sports🏀.
Emaree is himself doesn’t follow anyone to be cool.
by EverybodyLovesEmaree September 30, 2019
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everee

Everee she's beautiful kind to her besties but when your make her mad she gets angry nice body hazel eyes or blue eyes very outgoing always speaks her opinion kinda lazy doesn’t really try enough at school even though their really smart and intelligent you should really have a friend everee she’s really a party girl very hilarious and funny you she always have a everee in your friend group
Everee is very outgoing she’s my bestie for life
by Haylee123 June 20, 2021
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Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011
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honeypot emergency

An urgent situation in which a bear must drop all of his plans to satisfy an important booty call.
Sorry I'm late, everyone - I had a honeypot emergency with the guy I met at the Mid-Atlantic Leather conference last night.
by Tobymike January 15, 2009
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Absolut Emergen-C

A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.
Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
by RMPNT December 30, 2010
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emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008
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