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Distrupted

Being interrupted and/or disturbed at the same time.
" I had it set in place, but now the foundation has been Distrupted"
by Tiarataraaaaaaaa August 21, 2025
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intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
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coronary distress

Refers to either of two similarly-unhealthful "wound up" conditions:
(1) The fiercely-strong "internal burning" and obsessive determination that Indiana Jones had felt ever since he was a boy to recover the Cross of Coronado and donate it to Marcus Brody's museum for display in their collection of Spanish antiquities.
(2) Frustration/tedium-provoked high blood pressure, heart-palpitations, etc. suffered by a feverishly-aggravated returnable-containers collector who is repeatedly compelled to laboriously shake/rinse out slimy globs of rotted lime from each and every discarded Corona Light bottle that he comes across.
Why can't beer-imbibers just add lemon juice to their bottled drinks 'stedda stuffin' in huge chunks of whole limes?! I mean, don't get me wrong, now --- I **do indeed** deeply appreciate it when generous folks around town give me their huge "after da party" piles of empties to cash in, but still... I am soooooo totally gonna get a major case of coronary distress (not to mention carpel tunnel syndrome if I hafta keep abusin' my poor weak wrists) from my agonized shakin' out of all da 0%!$&#!@ fruit-blobs from every single bleepin' one of all these narrow-necked bottles here, not to mention havin' to also slosh-rinse each bottle afterwards in my water-filled 5-gallon plastic bucket here, to remove da stinky-moldy pulp-residues! (Sorry, but I respect the hard-workin’ redemption-center staff far too much to give them filthy-messy bottles, thank you very much!) And THEN of course, I’m also gonna hafta CLEAN UP ALL DA SLOPPY ROTTEN CITRUS-CLUMPS outta my door-yard after I get done processing my returnables, so that visitors don't slip on them or track in yuckies onto my nice clean carpet!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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P distruction

P distruction is a term meaning building the letter p 10m tall and sitting on it till the galaxy collapses
Go and do the p distruction please
by I’m a disappointment September 20, 2020
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Social Distrubtism

Social Distrubtism is Distrubtism but with a more socialist point of view. Distrubtists will claim that they are not socialists or capitalists and they criticize both Laissez-faire capitalism and state socialism. Distrubtists believes in co-ops, member owned mutual organizations and a large scale competition law reform. Distrubtists also want credit unions, building societies, and mutual banks. But Social Distrubtism believes that private property should be distrubted and Social Distrubtists might also believe or not believe that local co-ops should be organized by syndicates.
Frank: Social Distrubtism is an interesting idea but isn't what Distrubtism represents because Social Distrubtists openly say that their ideology is socialist but most other Distrubtists criticize both socialism and capitalism.
Andrew: But I believe socialism is bad I believe in Distrubtism mixed with socialism since socialism has some good ideas that can help us.
by VietcongSocialist November 8, 2020
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copil distrus

Adesea, copilul distrus se joaca pe telefon, in special Clash Royale.
Il poti vedea purtand off white si injurand ca un nebun.
Ce copil distrus e ala.
by COLONELU FBD NEXAM May 9, 2022
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absolute distress

Stomach issues. Usually diarrhea and/or vomiting
Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022
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