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Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..
I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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destroyer7181

he likes fnaf and roblox and he does stuff sometimes
destroyer7181 mid ngl
by Sam Syveila January 30, 2022
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box destroyer

One who destroys many a boxes
by Shellholder November 12, 2017
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whom destroyer

a 14 year old boy named louis who calls beautiful woman; gremlin, midget, loser, stupid idiot, and bozo!
by lilydestroyswhoms December 16, 2021
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The Destroyer

Some say he is a gift from God, and are honored to be in his inimitable presence. Others feel that he raises the sexual bar impossibly high, leaving any subsequent lover to settle for a dismal second place. The Destroyer is a man who takes the Shatner and levels up. He will ensure that only the finest quality sandwich fixins are used, replaces the classic mayo with miracle whip, and invites every Shatnerette in a 50 mile radius to participate in the festivities. If The Destroyer is involved the Shatner becomes a bologna and cheese pedal train of ecstasy.
I thought he was just going to Shatner me, little did I know I had met The Destroyer. There was so much miracle whip and so many feet, I’ve never experienced such orgasmic joy. Nothing will be the same after this. I guess that’s why they call him The Destroyer.
by Bexxx210 February 6, 2022
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doystroyed

Another word to describe getting high, stoned, blazed, etc...
Jeff is doystroyed, he had at smoked at least six bowls.
by Travey361 May 15, 2005
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Death Star destroyer

A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode
Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death
by Thor Woofenstein June 14, 2009
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