david lee roth  

Code word for cocaine.

Person A: I hate my new job with a passion. These drug tests are fucking intrusive and I can't smoke the herb anymore.


Person B: Well, at least you can still do some david lee roth on the weekends...that shit will be outta your system by Monday.

Person A: Fuck you, I hate cocaine.

david lee roth by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 26, 2009

DaVinci Syndrome 

Creative people often get more ideas and visions faster than they can implement them, making them unable to complete a project before rushing off to the next

The DaVinci Syndrome is named for Leonardo DaVinci who is a prime example of this habit with starting more projects than he ever finished

DaVinci Syndrome by MNV November 16, 2009

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.

Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?

Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

shaggy davis 

Placing someone's sunglasses on your dick and taking a photo.

Did you get the "shaggy Davis" pic I sent you?

shaggy davis by RCL2 July 11, 2017

David Bowie 

An amazing, legendary, genius icon in the music industry. There are not enough superlatives to adequately describe his talent, adaptability, exquisite beauty, incredibly sensuous voice, innovation, vastly ranging vicissitudes of style and genre (rock, pop, soul, metal, alternative, jazz ...)...

I love David Bowie and his music. He has been my favorite forever, and he's so fantastically exciting as a musician (performer and songwriter), he's a very good actor (stage and screen), and he is SO HOT, omg!

David Bowie by KMEv October 8, 2008

The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

David Stern 

David Stern is the horrendous commissioner of the NBA. He allows referees to blatantly change the outcome of certain NBA games, most commonly playoff games and ALWAYS calls them "mistakes". The worst case happened in 2002 when the Lakers won Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals against the Kings because the refs gave the Lakers many free throw opportunities in the 4th quarter. All of the calls were against the Kings, and were not even fouls. This threw away the chances of seeing a Nets v. Kings Finals series in 2002. If you don't believe this, Google "the worst tragedy in sports".

When you really need him, Stern is going to make constant horrible decisions. In the NBA draft, the commissioner calls out the names of every player that is going to be selected in the 1st round. When he got to the podium on 6/24/10, the fans in Madison Square Garden booed him. Some good commissioner, eh? Stern cares only about money and ruining NBA teams and breaking the hearts of millions of fans.

David Stern fan: the lakers kings game wasnt fixed man you just a stupid hater who cant appreciate that the nba is the greatest sport ever!!!
Me: ...I ain't even gonna reply, but I have to, since you're such an idiot...watch the game and you'll see that it was fixed.
Stern fan: i aint gotta watch nothin to believe anythin foo!
Me -_-

David Stern by JustinBiebersucks June 28, 2010