tug-o-war with the Cyclops

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

by yuck September 25, 2003

punching the cyclops

to jerk off; to masterbate to beat the meat

when no one is around I am punching the cyclops

by ldl Gravey November 24, 2009

cyclops

a man's penis

Fighting with the cyclops lately?

by Saucy Hyde January 19, 2010

Cyclops

When a man places his penis between the breasts of a woman from the top, so that his anal orifice in on her face.

Jenny decided stick out her tongue while Billy gave her the cyclops.

by manvsbear April 19, 2006

Cyclops War Club

A huge turd with a big knot on the end that tears you up as you try to shit it out.

My ass is raw after passing that Cyclops war club this morning.

by grisgris1 February 16, 2010

putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

Slimy Cyclops

While receiving oral sex, you sneeze and wipe it off with the back of your hand. Before climax, backhand your partner with said hand, and cum in partner's eye.

Chick was a freak, asked for the slimy cyclops while giving me head. Luckily for her I had a monster sneeze brewing.

by Bitch What?? August 3, 2008