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crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.
I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.
by Mala Propism February 7, 2009
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Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat
I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty
by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004
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Crapples

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.
by Curtissed October 17, 2008
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crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown
Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow
by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005
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Crapple

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."
by fred October 22, 2003
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crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
by shoosterjama July 31, 2009
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Crappleshat

A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.
"that soup is crappleshat"
by user2345236476 October 1, 2009
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