crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed October 17, 2008

crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown

Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow

by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

Crappleshat

A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.

"that soup is crappleshat"

by user2345236476 October 1, 2009