Cold as Cricky

A superlative adjectival phrase that aptly describes when someone or something becomes devoid of all emotion or heat

Bro 1: Are those Coors Lights as cold as the Rockies?
Bro 2: Easily, brah -- they're as Cold as Cricky
Bro 1: Shit son! Watch out for frostbite

by xijhing August 21, 2009

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

The Common Cold

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

cold hearted

A person who feels they don't gaf . They feel that people get on their nerves so why should they care? They are the definition of mystery. And usually wasn't born cold hearted. Most the time its caused by at least one person who constantly got on their nerves. #heartless#dontcare#dontspeak

He's not smiling, must be cold hearted .

by xxx.lyrical February 26, 2018

cold drink

What people in New Orleans call a soda

Say Woadie get me a cold drink out the ice-box

by Mr.Girbuad April 28, 2006

Coddiwomple

Quoted as “(v.) to travel in a purposeful manner towards a vague destination.” It’s featured as a fairly popular hipster post online. There seems to be no variations of the definition. The post definition is likely the first use of the word. Not to be confused with the unrelated word “caddywhomupus.” The original definition gives no example of how it’s used and the word is still in its infancy so use it however you want.

Could be regarded as a “made up word” but that would be silly because all words are made up. It’s worth noting that Shakespeare “made up” a lot of words commonly used today. Also, the word quiz supposedly started out defined on a wall somewhere and people just started using it.

“What all are you going to see when you’re in Europe?”
“I’m going to coddiwomple.”

“I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m going to do it awesomely”
“So you’re coddiwompling?”
“I’m what”

by Pseudonymous324 March 7, 2019