A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
by astecc November 1, 2021
Get the Church mug.The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over
by Harry1727 November 23, 2021
Get the Church mug.Related Words
Church
• church on the move
• church bell
• churchie
• Churchill
• Churchy
• churching
• church boy
• church key
• church mouse
A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music
Families walk into church
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022
Get the Church mug.by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022
Get the church mug.1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".
2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.
That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.
2) Example:
- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022
Get the Church mug.To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!
Sean: church, bro. Church.
Sean: church, bro. Church.
by Eggcleary June 27, 2022
Get the Church mug.by shvlbssym December 1, 2022
Get the church mug.