Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…
That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…
by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post
Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A person that can’t finish a statement, rely on hiding in groups and get made fun behind his back by his friends and family if you met one use Him and abuse him because at the end of his day he come home to see his wife or girlfriend getting smashed by her boyfriends
by Biggestkikever April 30, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever
Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
by Biggestkikever August 19, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music
Families walk into church
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom
by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022
Get the Churchmug. some small inbred state that get buttfucked by slatinamerica and claim to that everything is big when literally most bums hide in houston or austin.. they have no good structures and most workers in that state have a major in art
by Biggestkikever March 12, 2022
Get the texasmug. A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills
Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor”
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes
Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.