9 definitions by Biggestkikever

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…
That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…
by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021
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A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside
Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon
by Biggestkikever December 11, 2021
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A literal fucking tool, nobody ever should confront him. Oh and make joke about wanting to talk to him cause clearly he the dude u use to pay your bar tab or rent bills
Hey ethan sorry for fucking your girlfriend listen I need some money can u spot me some money “Por favor

Ethan: sure man I’m sorry for always doubting myself i truly thought I had something but hey bros over hoes

Player 2 already left the call please leave a message at the tone
by Biggestkikever May 18, 2022
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Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever
Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night

Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate
by Biggestkikever August 19, 2022
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Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time
Their ethan goes again talking
by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021
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A person that can’t finish a statement, rely on hiding in groups and get made fun behind his back by his friends and family if you met one use Him and abuse him because at the end of his day he come home to see his wife or girlfriend getting smashed by her boyfriends
That boy ethan sure is funny I wonder what he thinking about
by Biggestkikever April 30, 2022
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The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 12, 2023
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