christmas boyfriend

when a girl decides to get a boyfriend in time for christmas. This is so that she isn't lonely over the holiday period and so that she can get extra presents that she would otherwise have to go without. The male in the relationship is so blinded by his luck of having a girlfriend he agrees to buy whatever she requests and even gets a job/second job just to pay for her presents. He is unaware that he will be dumped just days after presents have been exchanged.

nicole: where is my new red dress?
tom: im so sorry, i didn't have enough money!
nicole: what, you cheap bastard! don't u love me?
tom: of corse i do,i got a new job and worked all the overtime i could and i got everything else on the list! isn't £300 of presents enough!
nicole: no! soon as its january your gone. then i'm gonna find a boyfriend with a proper hair cut and more money
tom: nooooooooooo im a christmas boyfriend ! nooooooo

by dario a. l. December 7, 2006

Christmas

The celebration of the birth of commercialism... Oh yea, and Jesus.

I'm gonna set up traps to kill Santa.

by The Legend of Zelda December 14, 2004

Christmas Eve

Quite possibly the longest day in the Gregorian calendar.

Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.

by Har-Har December 24, 2009

Christmas Eve Syndrome

When one cannot fall asleep due to the sheer excitement of what is to come the next day. A common case of children not being able to fall asleep on Christmas Eve for the excitement of seeing what toys they will unwrap the next morning.

I was suffered from Christmas Eve Syndrome last night because I was too excited to see my girl the next day.

by Scott 8/29 January 10, 2009

Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009

Early Christmas Fallacy

When you celebrate an event before knowing it's final outcome. Often applied in sports, video games, and gambling, etc.

The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.

Kon: Guys! I think the Lakers are going to win in 4 this year!
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!

after championship where Lakers won in 5.

Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.

Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.

by lolja GUYS tell'em July 31, 2009

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017