Calissa

They’re the kind of person that everyone wants to be friends with. Always bubbly and caring, their personality just makes your day better by being around them. This is the kind of person that you get really excited about seeing no matter how often you are together. They always know just the right thing to say and are there to help you through your roughest days. Once you get to know a Calissa you realize just how special she is and you become captivated by every part of her

Dude: Isn’t Calissa like the best girlfriend ever, dude??

Other dude: yeah dude, Calissa is totally the best girlfriend ever.

by Calissa7373838 November 22, 2021

calistatube

the girl with the ugly blue wall

person 1: "did you watch calistatube's newest video?"
person 2: "who's calistatube?"
person 1: "you know, the girl with the ugly blue wall."
person 2: "oh right! calistatube!"

by cabinethealer59 January 23, 2022

Calista

Very hot (you’ll fall in love at first sight without even trying) she has fat ass syndrome she’s been suffering with it her whole life, she loves jennymar more then anything. Extremely breath taking.

Oh wow look at calistas enormous ass I bet she can start earth quakes with it!

by #gayandproud July 1, 2022

Calista

Calista is a name you would only encounter once in your life so if you find a Calista, keep her close!! Calista has beautiful eyes and her hair can be messy at times, and her real personality will show if she feels comfortable around you. She is soft but acts tough and is smart and loves to gain knowledge! She loves books with romance and violence and is not afraid to use her knowledge to her advantage. Calista is good at hiding her feelings so if you think she doesn’t like you, she probably does, although she does have high standards thanks to the romantic books she reads.

Boy 1: I like her but she probably doesn’t like me.

Boy 2: What is her name?
Boy 1: Calista.
Boy 2: I bet she likes you bro. Shoot your shot.

by Cali1360 July 19, 2022

soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

clism

a clism is like a donkey dick however it has a freakishly small ball sack and scrotum to compliment it

put your clism away please gelly, you chode.

by james gell February 16, 2007

calise

A beautiful, smart, amazing girl who puts everyone first. She is also well-known and is friends with everyone. She never stops laughing. She is a slim-thick girl who everyone chases and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Boy1: Damn you see the new girl she thick.
Boy2: Yea they say her name Calise I’m finna go hola.

by Realhotgirl October 19, 2019