broadie

A broadie is a female who is mostly conceited and or worried about money. Broadies come in all shapes and sizes, and don't necessarily have to be cute.

"Dude, did you see that chick with the short ass skirt?"

"Yeah, that broadie went to school with us."

by Keyz May 14, 2005

roadside bomb

When a person enters a room, stops in front of any person they choose, let out a fart(silent but deadly or any other types)then leave the room like nothing happened.

oh my god,last night i let off the worst roadside bomb ive ever smelt in my life!

by captmyke June 11, 2006

broadie

a bully

''i hate her she is such a broadie''

by sia567 July 23, 2015

Broadsided

When you are in bed with your partner and they roll on their side and fart in your direction.

For fuck’s sake Dave, you broadsided me.

by Diseased Jackass August 5, 2023

Broadsided.

When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"

Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.

by RJ Miller September 27, 2023

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall

'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'

by timbo the awesome one May 2, 2010