Breakfast Bar 

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.

At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.

Breakfast Bar by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014

breakfast fap-jack 

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

breakfast fap-jack by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Breakfast of Champions 

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.

After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.

Breakfast of Champions by AnonPa December 6, 2013

Breakfast Orgy 

A Breakfast Orgy (also known as a B.O.) is when a party of more than 3 people engage in sexual activities while enjoying a variety of breakfast foods. This may only occur between the hours of 6 and 10:30am. (Specifically during the hours that Chick-fila serves breakfast)

John: Bro, let's invite Susan to our Breakfast Orgy on Wednesday.

Jim: Ok, but tell her not to bring those muffins again. I'm lactose intolerant.

Breakfast Orgy by Bob7145 October 13, 2016

Breakfast Theater 

Watching your very sexy girlfriend/boyfriend undress and dress in the morning as she/he is getting ready to go to work. Or, if you're a Peeping Tom, watching your sexy neighbor dress and undress in the morning.

My girlfriend is so hot. She performed Breakfast Theater for me while I was eating my Cheerios.

I can't go to work without watching Breakfast Theater first. My neighbor has a hot body!

Breakfast Theater by wandafish April 8, 2010

Breakfast at Tiffany's

A romantic comedy movie written by Truman Capote and starring Audrey Hepburn. Capote intended for the protagonist to be portrayed by Marilyn Monroe, however Monroe backe out after being told that the role wouldn't be good for her image. The film is known mostly for the elegance and quirkiness of Hepburn's character Holly Golightly. The title is derived from the opening scene where Holly, after attending a party, is window-shopping at a Tiffany's boutique at six in the morning while munching on a danish pastry. The movie depicts the romance of a high-class escort (Holly Golightly) who falls in love with an up-and-coming writer (Paul 'Fred' Varjak - portrayed by George Peppard).

Breakfast at Tiffany's is the ultimate Audrey Hepburn movie.

Breakfast at Tiffany's by artistchick November 12, 2006

Breakfast Coupon Blindside 

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)

Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!

Breakfast Coupon Blindside by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008