When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.
Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.
by doctadoseydose February 06, 2017
by oofblocks March 17, 2020
When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.
“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”
by Snailyboy May 06, 2022
by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 24, 2010
This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.
by 902boyz September 12, 2010
A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"
"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."
"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"
"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."
"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."
"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"
"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."
"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
by Pip the legend September 06, 2008
Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.
by clever clover November 23, 2009