t bail

1. a person that enjoys to piss people off.

2. a person that is hated by soccer players

dude u are being such a t bail

by heheho May 9, 2011

bail out

In Programming, giving up and running away before anyone realizes that your code has gone into an infinite loop and won't come out.

John had to bail out when his code went south, before he got Uber Pwnd by the boss.

by danag September 4, 2008

Christian Bail

The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.

Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.

by kiwi_david August 14, 2010

Double Bail

When BOTH parties bail on a set of plans made earlier.

Me: Hey wanna go shoot guns later?
You: Yea sure, I don't have anything to do.
Me: Be here at 6
You:Ok

20 mins later

Me:Dude I have to bail
You:Yea me too, my car just got stolen
Me:I guess we have to double bail

by Notorious KID August 10, 2009

bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.

Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?

by Mr. Wuggs April 11, 2011

bail inn

Scottish teen slang for when their parents are not in the house. "Bail" because all the kids "bail in" to the designated house. "Inn" because all the kids usually end up staying over night due to intoxication or alcolhol or drugs.

"Mate, av got a bail inn the night, Ye cummin?"

by Classy Lassy August 6, 2007

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008