Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.

Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.

by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019

Autismo

An insult to an autistic person. An insulting name.

Caillou is such an Autismo.

by A cat-dog May 15, 2019

antisocial nearing

The opposite of social distancing.

In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.

That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.

The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.

by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020

Autist

Has contemporary usage as a self-identifier and a term of endearment used online by individuals who self-identify as non-neurotypical. Although often used light-heartedly, and seemingly in jest, it reflects underlying non-typical struggles can manifest as the tendency towards introversion, social isolation, obsessive thinking, anxiety, difficulty maintaining eye contact, social awkwardness and missing common social queues, and a feeling that they do not fit it to normal society. The colloquial usage reflects a recognise of common struggles, shared ability and a steadfast refusal for it to be defined as a disorder in any form. It is not a problem to be fixed, but different way of being, and possibly an adaptation to growing up and socialising online.

Although not clinically-diagnosed as autistic, self-identified austists recognise traits that place them somewhere on the spectrum, are often very high-functioning and analytic, and whilst still feel very deeply, are often lower in emotional intelligence and emotional control, and tend to be obsessive in their pursuit and immersion in their interests.

Hello, fellow autists.

by Josehsan January 28, 2021

gran autismo

when you six retarted kids naruto running down the hall makeing racecar noises

watch out the gran autismos approaching

by Cumnygget August 21, 2019

antisexual

Similar to celebacy, antisexuals choose not to have sex. They may still have a sex drive, but they ignore it. They can still have healthy, romantic relationships.

This does not mean that they have been abused or feel worthless. It's just another sexuality like gay or straight.

Some antisexuals are against the media for focusing on sex, while others don't bother with it.

1) When Sam asked Jane to go upstairs with him, Jane told him that she was an antisexual.

2) Danny is an antisexual, but he still has a girlfriend.

by Stelur August 30, 2008

Autisti

used by that one autisti, for one of the definitions of booty flake.

That person who wrote dat shit was autisti af

by CapyBarNone January 26, 2019