assrape

What happens to a man when he is subjected to no-fault divorce in the court system. It typically includes the loss of his children, the taking of his money, and the knowledge that the supposed "perfect" justice system is completely biased towards the woman

Poor Joe, he came home one day to find the house empty and his son gone, along with a summons to family court. He was able to fight to see his child twice a year and pays his ex-wife 13,000/year in child support. He is the victim of assrape

If you are a man, the only verb that applies to you in a U.S. family court system. Equality means the woman gets everything and the man receives assrape

Go Justice! Go Assrape!

by Will_I_Aren't December 2, 2010

assram

ASSRAM Anti-tank Sabot Shedding Rocket Assisted Munition

The enemy tanks were ripped to shreds when hit by assram.

by Neil from Chemainus April 18, 2006

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

Asswater

The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.

by J Bizzy October 29, 2009

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.

When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.

by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010

assraping

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.

"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."

by Turtlittle September 27, 2013

asshat

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."

by andiland August 11, 2005