Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff

Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation

by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

Procrasturbate

The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.

Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate

by bawzzy October 17, 2013

procrastivation

Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.

Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.

by LustStarrr November 8, 2013

procrastinatin'

Putting off until tomorrow what you should be doing today because its BORING or you have a mental block or something worse (like a deep-seated fear). Solution: get over it (or get counseling). If you're stuck, MOVE.

I hate to muck the stables so I'm procrastinatin'.

by k-cam November 15, 2013

Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.

Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...

by CookPu69 January 15, 2014

procrastishitting

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

by SamBlazer April 29, 2014