Patrick

A patrick is the sexiest cunt gon

Look at that patrick hes sexy

by Patrick Mulraney November 9, 2019

Patrick-ified

To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.

"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"

by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021

Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.

I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".

by Macsteed November 1, 2016

Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade

Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today

by Bawi min October 23, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets go get patrick shwavy lol it’s lit

by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019

Patrick

Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation

Fuck i luv Patrick

by ghddfg October 25, 2022

Patrick

Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars

I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023