Jeff

A digusting, fat, old guy that lives in the hanger of an airport and has a buttoned down shirt with chest hair popping out. he also wears a gold chain that tends to be entangled in the mass of hair. he tends to suck on cigars and smell like a musty, old plane.

There is no f***ing way that I'm flying with Jeff today!

by Sugar_Z_Lips July 21, 2009

jeff

1.When boiling chicken bones for use in stock, the fatty greasy inedible scum and filth that rises to the surface and must be skimmed off and discarded.

2. A homophobic male who stalks women he's never met and obsessively accuses their boyfriends of being gay.

1. Skim the jeff off the top when it cools.

2. For god's sake don't answer that email! He's a total jeff!

by atall February 6, 2008

Jeff

A lazy teacher who loses assignments and like men and ice cream.....at the same time

He is very queer hes always jeffing around

by icantbeleiveitsnotbutter November 11, 2010

effing jeffing

Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well.

'effing jeffing hell'

'effing jeffing watch yourself'

'what the eff jeff is that!?'

by Lil' Alex January 13, 2009

jeff-chef

To cook something on a bbq. From an evening involving very tasty bbq cooked sausage rolls

dude, this jeff-chef'd pie is great!

by jeef3 February 7, 2008

jeefe

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 9, 2008

jefferying

jerking off/masturbating

i was jefferying off to jessica alba.

by Roarrrz. December 19, 2010